Terrific news coming from the Mandell JCC today. Last night in the first installment of Dude Radio I guessed my weight to be about 172. I know what everyone was thinking, "pshh TJ you look great! Borderline demi-god! There's no way you're that heavy!" and you're totally right. A lean, mean, 169.8 IN shoes, which everyone knows adds like five pounds. So I've now decided to take the challenge to be the napoleon complex friend who overcompensates his lack of height by being incredibly aggressive and strong.* So don't worry America, looks like I'm going to be just fine.
*Celebrate the fact that I'm not 172 by eating the rest of the Oreos in my house.
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