Saturday, December 14, 2013

Jameis Winston Wins Heisman, Proceeds to Give the Worst Acceptance Speech of All Time


So Jameis Winston just won the Heisman Trophy, and deservedly so. The kid put up big numbers, beat some good teams, and potentially raped a girl, which seems to be the big three of winning the Heisman now. But did everyone see that god awful speech he gave? Like he must be illiterate right? There's no way a normal human being sounds like that. I don't want to exaggerate, but I'm gonna go ahead and say that if Hasheem Thabeet (had to look up that spelling) and Hellen Keller had a child, that kid would give a better and more eloquent speech than Jameis did. Guy throws a mean pigskin, but man does he sound stupid.


PS- I say worst, but this guy is a close 1A.


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