So I've been pretty bored over this Christmas Break, and you can only watch Sports Center so many times before you start thinking about lighting yourself on fire. But this man, Carl Carmoni, has saved the break for me. I have been watching straight Carmoni highlights for about an hour now and have yet to get bored. He's just your average guy with a knack for knocking down putts and screaming in your face when he does. And with that 'stache? Well let's just say I've never been more confident that a guy is slaying ass* about thirty times a day. Dude wakes up, takes the awkward morning wood piss, wins mini golf tournaments, eats steak dinners for free, then dominates in the bedroom. Not a bad life if you ask me.
PS - The campaign to get this guy to play the Farmington Mini Golf Tournament in August has officially begun. Carmoni will make the 17th his bitch.
*Male or female, mustaches haven't really proven themselves as the most "hetero" things in the world...
the only thing i can say is unreal
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